Teeth Nash: Auctions
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:24 am
The rifle of my dreams is on an auction site. I bid for it last week with a fair bid, and some sot come by with 16 minutes down and bids an impossibly huge amount for the gun. I am left eating his dust.
The rifle comes back. The seller claims buyer backed out and paid expenses. I bid again, and again same power bidder comes and bids at the last minute, this time walking up and over my top price in $3 dollar increments, making 18 bids to beat me by three bucks.
I am back on the auction again, and again the same rifle taunts me, offered by the same guy, who claims to have no idea who the chump that keeps bidding me out at the last minute and then refusing the auction is. I feel like a kid who just discovered that the Christmas packages are holograms projected by a computer wielding velociraptor because I can afford the rifle at the prevailing price it normally goes for, but cannot afford to bid against power bidders with no intention of actually buying the gun.
The rifle comes back. The seller claims buyer backed out and paid expenses. I bid again, and again same power bidder comes and bids at the last minute, this time walking up and over my top price in $3 dollar increments, making 18 bids to beat me by three bucks.
I am back on the auction again, and again the same rifle taunts me, offered by the same guy, who claims to have no idea who the chump that keeps bidding me out at the last minute and then refusing the auction is. I feel like a kid who just discovered that the Christmas packages are holograms projected by a computer wielding velociraptor because I can afford the rifle at the prevailing price it normally goes for, but cannot afford to bid against power bidders with no intention of actually buying the gun.